"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift"
"Turned off my alarm clock, now it's time to hibernate until......whenever"
"Inner peace, Inner peace, would whomever is making that noise shut up!"
"If you plant a peach tree, you may hope for an apple tree, or an orange tree, but you get a peach tree"
"What are you doing, fighting cavities?"
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